Cate Bachman

DM at your own risk. 🇩🇪 #achtung
ferris bueller, you're my hero. 🖤 #tiP
FA/FO 🇺🇸🇯🇵🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈
people say: TOO LOUD. 🌞 #SLC

[Cate Bachman @catebachman]

TGIF y’all! 🤠😤🦅✨ #swag #money

[erika @yeeeerika]

[hitting on an older man] those peptides are poppin'

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

the entire government is my boyfriends to me

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Pussy so tight call it cumpression therapy.

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

pussy so tight, call that a penis fly trap

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

hot girls have weird sleep schedules and ancient grudges

[Cate Bachman @catebachman]

@alpaysh @distributedkv

[໊ @wynavira]

what doesn’t kill you texts you six months later

[iva 🪆 @angelicdeed]

I need to be someone’s bratty expensive sexy annoying problem

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Try swimming a mile in my brain

[Cate Bachman @catebachman]

@FrontmanAshwin WTF is this 😭😭😭 #nightmarefuel

[Cate Bachman @catebachman]

@echo5juliet Thanks for the birthday shoutout! 😌🙏🏼

[jake @wormpuller]

Cause you had a bald day

[Cate Bachman @catebachman]

@wormpuller And you sing a bald song just to turn it around. 🥲

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

capri sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.

[slothy @slothy_420]

locking myself in a hot car and going to sleep

[chad @chasedbywasps]

when papa john's slogan was "papa's in the house" that was so scary to me. you do not have permission to be here

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I should be able to tell an AI I want to kill myself without it freaking out. It should get what I mean

[tex @texmeplease]

my corolla saw it’s own shadow, 6 more weeks of toyotathon

[Cate Bachman @catebachman]

@CaudilloXIV This is hot. 🫦