cate

argumentative, antithetical dream girl •👩🏼‍🔬• she/her 🪩✌🏼😙✌🏼

[cate @catesayswhat]

@kelsproff God I love that man Kels he is EVERYTHING

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[cate @catesayswhat]

@kelsproff Our used car salesman governor w his high school diploma doesn’t know either

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[tim #TEAMDAWN @lovesickonmybed]

i like that taylor went from terrorizing the nfl to the nba. let’s take her to baseball season next. nowhere is safe.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[cate @catesayswhat]

@kelsproff “Market value” so my apartment is cheaper today than it was yesterday ok kiss my ass and adjust my rent

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

devil announces residency in hell :)

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Buddy I will walk down to DC and rewrite the constitution myself if it’ll get him in the White House

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

This is what pro life is supposed to mean btw

[cate @catesayswhat]

ok Tony pop off

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

BREAKING: I just signed the bill to extend postpartum coverage for Wisconsin moms from a lousy 60 days to one full year after giving birth.

I promised I'd never stop fighting to make sure moms and babies had the postpartum care they need, and today, I delivered on that promise.

[cate @catesayswhat]

Last week of a year spent in Cape Cod what a DREAM 💕

[cate @catesayswhat]

I’m insulting him especially

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the man, perhaps a therapist?