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[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

in accordance with Pride month, Iran will shut down all straits

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Their new girlfriend is women

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Knee, jail is the original Tonya Harding injury report

[🪬woKale🇮🇪 Guita CEO @ThatKaleGuy]

They made a flag for lesbians who hate waffles I can’t fucking believe this shit dude

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

January Dart 6 is CRAZY

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

A potential use for AI is allowing law enforcement to flag phrases like "she is fully-formed."

[David Woods @daviddavidwoods]

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

i lied.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

gateway drug. before you know it you'll be smoking pipe dreams and shooting up shoulda woulda coulda

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

this hasn't been true since 2008, AI is just the first time that executives doing commencement speeches have stopped saying "work hard and you'll get rewarded" and changed to "this software that I don't really understand will take your job, but don't worry, I'm rich!"

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Because he’s a crybaby bitch and his cultural influence is nothing.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

[jameson (big deck energy) @jamesonhaslam]

Groundr

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

She's old enough to be your wife's daughter you sick fuck

[John Lomax V @Thelastlomax]

It's 2043. You look out from the seventh floor of your sw Houston Town Tower (one of 7,000 identical units) just as the lights go out and darkness once again descends over the city.

In the distance, the DataDome pulses with energy.