Catherine Simmons

Faking it until I make it. And other clichés like that.

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

A little late, but I found Pride merch for @danielhowell
https://t.co/KPc69nrFrA

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

You: "Charcuterie board"
Me: "depression meal"
We are not the same.

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

Male author describing a woman: Her breast were like two soft melons, sitting high on her chest. She was not fat, but also not too thin. She had breast and an ass, but a tiny waist. A perfect hourglass. Her skin-
The Police sketch artist *sobbing*: please. Please sir. Her face.

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

@lilsimsie @kelseydangerous Have you noticed that your sims can have multiple best friends now???!!!
I'm freaking out!

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

My @kelseydangerous mug reminds me of my work mantra when things get overwhelming.

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

I posted on Instagram, but now I'm posting here too, cause I finally got my #blacksails tattoo, and I'm too pleased to shut up about it. #knownoshame
@TobyStephensInV @BlkSailsCreatrs

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

My curls look so good, I had to take a commemorative photo before sleep and exercise ruined them

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

Named this precious alien baby after my favorite "Super Star" @FionaNova

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

Someone say my @danielhowell enamel pin and asked if it was a pin of my face, so my week's pretty great

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

@StefanMolyneux fucking call that shit easy.

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

@StefanMolyneux Easy? Having to go to a doctor, request birth control, then spend the entire session being cajoled out of it and spending $30 a month on pills that have to be taken at the exact same time every day, FOREVER is easy? I would love to see you go through get birth control and then

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

@tryguys Just wanted to let you guys know, your video cause me to start roller derby and introduced me to my girlfriend and the best friends of my life, so... thanks!

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

So, how long until @falloutboy releases an alternative version of “Young and Menace” with an altered chorus so I can listen to it without my anxiety going haywire?

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

Can’t wait to try some new stuff! https://t.co/O7i1CPWvVa

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

@danielhowell At interactive introverts dan and Phil will have to do a research and then get to know more people who have a lot more to be more than they do and then they are not super friendly but it’s a super cute game to be with

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

My cat’s name is Bucky, but it has recently evolved to Buuuucket, so thanks @AchievementHunt

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

@_TrevorC @Kinowolf Yes, but does bustin’ make you feel good?

[Catherine Simmons @catforqueen]

I thought I was straight😂😂😂 #MyHighSchoolYearsIn5Words

[aishah @wtfaishah]

'asking strangers to tie your tie' this video always makes my heart warm