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[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Evidence Based Impending Sense of Doom

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

i’m not trying to repel people away or convince people into liking me. i’m doing what i feel is truthful to me. i think existing as a human being in 2026 is really hard for a multitude of different reasons. my solace is art but sometimes that doesn’t even really feel safe in this day and age. maybe you feel the same idk? just giving you my thoughts. love you xx

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

"if i were you"
you'd be high as fuck if you were me.

[cat @catg420]

@jas_d_barbie

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

[Joe @JoePostingg]

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

yaay my doctor says i don't have covid! my cough is due to weed, my muscle fatigue is because I sleep 4 hours a night, and the brain fog is simply becase I'm am stupid

[erica @ericanextdooor]

my biological glock is ticking

[madeline ☻ @madsandcheez]

and for the lady…. perhaps a gun?

[bug girl @buggirl]

realizing i may have been pondering myself into stagnation

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I’ve been called a cunt and a bitch but at least I’ve never been called a republican

[🐾 Pepper R. Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrereooww mrraooww

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Get your vaccines, abort your children, smoke weed, hate the government