Catherine Edwards

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

If people really want to know what a true British Sense Of Humour is … this is it 😂🤣

So someone put a mannequin at the ATM & made people wait for ages

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. 😅

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

Apparently, political aides had a secret nickname for Truss - they called her ‘Daggers’ - (short for Dagenham, two stops past Barking 😂😂😂)

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

So many questions…

— Has he cancelled his Netflix and given up booze and fags?
— Has he adopted the 30p recipe book?
— Has he trained as a doctor/nurse/care-worker/fuit-picker?
— Has he considered charity work?
— Has he had his benefits stopped for missing a Jobcentre meeting?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Poor Jonathan Gullis has applied for teaching jobs but not been given an interview. In unrelated news, here he is calling teachers commies and bolsheviks.

[Enezator @Enezator]

Haahhah

[NHS England @NHSEngland]

Earlier this month, Damien was one of the first patients at @SFHFT to receive a new portable pump that gradually releases treatment and helps control symptoms of Parkinson's disease.

Taken just days apart, these clips show what Damien's life was like before and after treatment.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

I still cannot watch this all the way through without breaks for re-filling my lungs

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@SoVeryBritish Sourdough. I don’t like it.

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@NHSBSA_OHS hi there. I’ve tried to apply for new cards as ours were all out of date. I have managed to apply for myself and my youngest child (who didn’t originally have one). Just tried to apply for a replacement for middle child and cannot do it! Please help!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@_Amanda_Martin_ Congratulations. So pleased to see this result!

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@RishiSunak Already postal voted. Here’s a clue. It wasn’t for the biggest bunch of crooks in parliament.

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@bmay ‘Isn’t that her ‘Pork markets’ smile?

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Not again! I have NOT given my permission to be used in political adverts. This is NOT an endorsement by me in any way. I maintain strict party neutrality and am unhappy at the weaponizing of my reputation in this way.

While this isn't as bad as the first terrible representation – which said it this about tax - there's still a misdirection. As I’ve already stated, in that private conversation I was referring to Labour hoping to make a positive change I’ve been campaigning for, but it didn’t want to lock it in the manifesto as it can’t promise to deliver.

NO party’s manifesto tells the full story. ALL parties have things they hope to do but that aren’t in manifestos – as they can’t guarantee to deliver. The idea that Labour is an outlier for that is preposterous.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Elephants have a sense of humor!😂

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@UKLabour 🤮

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Reform are bringing people back from the dead apparently. Remarkable.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

EXCLUSIVE: We’ve gone undercover inside Nigel Farage’s Reform UK campaign in Clacton and found evidence of anti-migrant rhetoric, homophobia and one canvasser making racist and offensive remarks. As @DarshnaSoni reports.

[Catherine Edwards @catgazdan]

@DunelmUK can you tell me if the fareham branch is fully open please? Nobody is answering the phone there. I would like to order something to collect but don’t want to drive all the way there to find it shut..