glazed 🪗

all bravado no brains

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

i have beat this version of myself to death with a ball peen hammer. please dm for my alt

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

@boyhowdypal heaving bosom

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

eating instant ramen with a fork = depressing, broke

eating instant ramen with chopsticks = classy, worldly, frugal

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

@eczemapatient it took me 2,136 hours to decide they were not balling 🤒

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

returning pants 89 days after i bought them

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

the game is not over until you win a prize

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

my toxic trait is thinking i would simply be unaffected by a flashbang grenade

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

it’s not a good idea to keep naming historical events after the day that they happened on

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

@eczemapatient FAFO fuck around and french onion

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white people when they mix a bunch of dessert ingredients together and call it crack

[trevy @chillextremist]

Ideal vibe

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

to the follower i lost after tweeting this: i hope my opp gf guns you down 💋

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

my gf is my opp

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

my gf is my opp

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

last night i had a dream set in the fallout universe and i ended up arguing with the people around me about how it wasn’t lore accurate

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

reminiscing on how my experimental straight phase drained the life force out of me

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

i ❤️ MSG

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

your moms friend that likes diamond painting will save you by the way

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

@boyhowdypal not the bag that was on the floor

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

sorry… my butt hole is vocally stimming

[glazed 🪗 @catgrampy]

me choosing to ignore that weird-ass lamp cause i like my life