Catharina’s Chaotic Crackish Creations

Jiang Cheng / AllCheng! / otp: peicheng / #chaoticYMJ / aroace / she/they / chaotic crack author just here to laugh / old enough to legally drink (20s)/ proship

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“How to find out if this account is fit for you”

Ok, here’s a general guide to my account and how i write certain characters/places, dos and don’ts, etc.
These guidelines can be generally applied to most of what i have written unless i state other wise.

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But no, she has no attraction to him. So what now?

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Something something time travel, something something the parent’s generation #MDZS #gusulan
Anyway, time travel au where one of the older generation travels to their own childhood and somewhere along the way they prevet the would-be madam lan from killing the elder +

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Just a polite bow, awkward look, and left without looking back.
And it just baffles the time traveler bc what about lxc?? Lwj?? They’re kinda necessary! Their dad is clearly interested in her!

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The hilarity of chengxian with wei “was fucking dead for 13 years and now possesses the body if a 20yo twink” wuxian actually looking older than jiang “is actually 36 both mentally and year wise” cheng bc jc stopped physically aging at 18 is surreal.

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#chaoticYMJ
Sic: Whenever you ask a man's height, he'll add an inch. If he's 6 foot, he'll say he's 6'1'', and so on.

Sic: Not me though. I subtract four inches. I say I'm 5'9''.

Sic: Especially when there's men in the room. And then I watch them panic.

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Gonna know who wwx is, it would be him.

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Au in which #jiangcheng just refuses to admit wwx has come back to life.
And not in a denial is a river in egypt kind of way, just plain refusal to acknowledge that he’s anything more than mxy.

I mean, he knows it’s wwx, but as far as he’s concerned wwx died during the seige.

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It drives wwx up a wall. Bc now he can’t do anything about it! Even when he tries straight forward telling jc it’s him, jc just gets annoyed that he would “dare to claim he was his sworn brother”.

And jl has no idea who to believe, but goes with jc bc if anyone’s

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No one:
Not a single fucking person:
Me: should i make focaccia with chili oil instead of olive oil?

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#chaoticYMJ modern au

Where jc just got into a fight with his parents, mostly his dad, and he walks out of the house and slams the door

And just when he’s about to walk angrily and dejectedly away

The rest of the gang starts singing “carry on my wayward son” like a theme song

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Jl realizing there was smth extremely off when mxy!ww/x had no idea who sic and other ymj disciples were bc sic had consensually kidnapped mxy a few times before.

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#chaoticYMJ

Where sic was low-key trying to poach mxy bc bby and also fuck jgs

But then ww/x came

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@wanyinyan Jl grows up thinking jc and sic are already in a relationship (bc they act like they are) and are just hiding it for political reasons.

Jc: we’re not together
Jl: maybe one day jiujiu will feel comfortable enough to admit to his relationship with sic

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@rainyme16 Also, there’s a really good chance (and i do mean a /really good chance/) that he would’ve died from the surgery too. So, you know, actively endangering his life

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@SlytherinZidian Anyway, really goes to show how wanting to view the mc as this poor, hardworking, rags to riches, etc. Individual has been smth that’s been going on for hundreds of years.
But yea, pretty much every character in md/zs is a rich bitch.

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@SlytherinZidian Ngl, this actually reminds me of the novel “Jane Eyre” which is very much marketed/looked at through the lenses of “hard working “poor” women/rich man” but like, jane had her own maids growing up. During the industrial revolution. She was not poor by any definition. +

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Now wwx is practically guarding jc, preventing anyone from approaching

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#chengxian modern au
Where wwx is a tiktok dancer that’s moderately popular and one day he manages to convince jc to dance with him

And all of a sudden his comments are flooded with horny people talking about how much they’d like to experience jc’s dancing first hand 😉😉.

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Commenter: just bc you can’t get laid, doesn’t mean i can’t.

Wwx: why would i want to sleep with such a grumpy shidi?!

Wwx is fighting for his life, actually. And then jc starts being recognized in public by a few people and it gets worse