For you who tend to put things off, you'll be glad to know that there is, in fact, an actual patron saint against procrastination.
His name is, and I kid you not, St. Expeditus.
Here he is, holding up a cross that says, in all caps, the Latin word for TODAY. #ThursdayMotivation
❗️❕❗️Due to me becoming a citizen this year, my recent unemployment claim has been ignored for weeks 😕Please help me reach 25k retweets so I can get a mattress for my off-campus housing this upcoming fall 😩