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John Terry on Harry Maguire’s omission from England’s World Cup squad:
“Honestly, in my opinion, I think Harry Maguire should just retire from international football. There’s absolutely no way Marc Guehi makes the squad and he doesn’t — no way at all.
Maguire has scored more goals than all the defenders who were called up combined. He’s been fantastic this season, led Manchester United to a third-place finish, and has proven time and again that he’s a big-game player. He scored against Liverpool and played a pivotal role in keeping Haaland quiet.
It’s an absolutely sickening decision.”