parody catlike intelligence 👽

Software Developer | Undercover Space Alien | Cat pic retweeter | he/him | profile pic = Galaxy Kitty by Julia Ockert |

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

look at me

i'm the demon now

[\newcommand{\femb0t}{ @__femb0t]

lmfao

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@ThrillaRilla369 everything2

[Hannah @Spanish_Techno]

Here are my perfect, beautiful animals

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@StevePalazzolo_ have you seen the inside of fast food places lately?

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@almostlikethat to me, what makes p-zombies not work is that a conscious person can talk about their own conscious experience. to fake that, a p-zombie would have to have, what, a consciousness simulator in their brain?

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@securitybrew that looks like a pretty good wall

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@fw_naetoblaq i listen to a stream or video just interesting enough to keep me from thinking about other stuff, and set my phone to stop it after a half hour or so

[Dan Nouement @nomanautomata]

@tszzl Every industry lies about unpleasant truths. The problem tech has is it needs to tell its investors one thing (taking over the world) and the public another (not taking over the world).

[Peter🌲Brannen @PeterBrannen1]

Our planet is a third as old as Time

[htmx.org / CEO of LinkedIn Supremacy (same thing) @htmx_org]

everybody needs time to sit around and do nothing

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

this is fucking depressing

[Siddharth Khurana @SidKhurana3607]

Counties where the majority of adults (25 and up) have a bachelor's degree or higher:

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@almostlikethat possession by the *idea* of an angel, sure

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

what’s with the goblins?

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@NathanpmYoung where is the money coming from?

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV?
Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you opened it in Word.

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@EmilybyNight primary progressive aphasia

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@htmx_org a snake a snake

[parody catlike intelligence 👽 @cathodion]

@K3TripleR @grymoire 3. the least resistance paths are 3, electricity takes the path of least resistance, so i’m gonna guess that will be true more or less for the circuit.