Catie Goat Eggs Bee

I am literally the woooooooooorst 🎶. Angry Bisexual. // Little Ho Peep of Sweet Cheeks Cabaret

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

Posting this because I’m hot and I like attention *~*~

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Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?

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Machine Gun Kelly sounds like if AI made pop punk music

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Anchorage plows really said fuck u in particular

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

Thinking about the time I said “oh you got that good filter on” to someone who wanted to take a selfie with me and then they acted offended and never posted it 😂

[Anna Lee 👻📸 @annaleemedia]

remember when it was January yesterday?

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

I’ll stop procrastinating at 1:15
Aw shit I missed it 1:30 now
Oh damn missed it again 1:45

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When people I know for a fact (they’re open about it) are taking weight loss medication and they get scary thin, it freaks me out. They don’t look like themselves anymore and I hate it.

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

@R34l_DaneCook I know him!!!!

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@kellenbrent @akchato @gomer2323 @CarrieinFbx @Constant4Alaska I’m on facebook BEGRUDGINGLY

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Fuck you 😘

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@R34l_DaneCook For the life of me I can’t understand why he’s so popular. I tried, man. But this was me the whole time

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

I have a king bed all to myself and I was eating Taco Bell in it and watching Jurassic Park and I spilled a bunch of shredded cheese on one side so I switched to the other side to go to sleep after the movie. A+ would recommend not living with someone else and having a King bed

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset

I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset

I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset

I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

@SteveStine1322 Ew

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No single men in Girdwood, Alaska confirmed

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Believe women

Even when their ex husbands are all over social media calling her an attention whore or saying she’s looking for sympathy or playing the victim or…

Believe women

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

@R34l_DaneCook @akchato @kroger Exactly. I entered in to a contract with them when I bought a membership- I did no such thing by checking out at Kroger. They legally have no right to stop me, so I won’t.

[Catie Goat Eggs Bee @catierules]

@akchato @kroger Then I’ll win the lawsuit I guess lmao

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@akchato @kroger I just say no thanks and walk out without letting him look at my receipt. He’s a fucking private citizen, what’s he gonna do….shoot me?