catie (taylor’s version)

but i’m not going to talk about that in my monologue

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are now married.

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[just matt @questionableway]

judging each and every one of yall who goes to this

[burke @ejburke_]

if you consider women people you would know that you've actually won four of them and you are incredibly dominant, but again this is only if you think women are people so

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@NYCxVILLAIN What sate do you live in. I’m going to come there to run for Governor just to annoy you.

[william (Taylor’s Version) @TayluhSwiff13]

The Toy Story marketing team looking at each other when Taylor said she’ll change her 5th album cover to clouds instead of seagulls and make her essential playlist full of her track 5s and capitalise every TS instead of just a normal tweet

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

. @Chilis new spot for you just opened up big dog, come on through

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

How do you cover this? A previous president would have received wall to wall coverage for even one of these tweets. And yet Trump floods the zone and the media cannot and often will not cover the sheer extent of his insanity and indecency.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

They want to put the Ten Commandments in public schools and they don’t even know them.

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

ah yes, zoloft, one of the most commonly taken and life saving medications for pregnant and postpartum women, yes perfect! yes, please keep coming after things that actually help women! it’s so great! 🫩

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

AOC: “There’s a certain level of wealth and accumulation that is unearned. You can’t earn a billion dollars. You just can’t earn that. You can get market power, you can break rules, you can abuse labor laws, you can pay people less than what they’re worth, but you can’t earn that”

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

These people have the audacity to look you in the eye and tell you we “can't afford” to make sure Americans have health care.
https://t.co/Jx2xC1J6i2

[Brendan Hartnett @BrendanHartnett]

Two days ago, Trump said people calling him a "king" led to the most recent assassination attempt:

"The reason you have people like that is you have people doing No Kings. I'm not a king."

[Steven Brown @AttyStevenBrown]

Here is the thing that bugs me on this. What Director Patel did in college is really just college kids being dumb college kids (PI and Public Urination). I do not think it hurts who he is today. Nothing major. BUT, DHS took harsh action against F-1 students who had similar arrests because they were "criminals" (even when dismissed or no charges filed) yet Director Patel gets to lead the FBI.

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

Yes, the famously over-funded NPS

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

A peak walking experience: meeting a cat along the way