macaulay kirkin

[macaulay kirkin @catinthejorts]

@eryn_27 i knew you’d understand

[macaulay kirkin @catinthejorts]

how soon is too soon to ask him to fuck me while we share airpods and listen to my alt rnb playlist

[Horse slug @horseslug]

are you a cute burper or not bruh i can't be friends with a belchhog

[macaulay kirkin @catinthejorts]

lol what a faggot

[HELLO! Canada @HelloCanada]

Johnny Depp showed up in Vegas for a food and drink festival but apparently couldn’t wait for the main course 🤣 The Pirates of the Caribbean star, 63, began chowing down on the floral backdrop as he posed on the red carpet at Drink Las Vegas 🍹

📽️: @jpasc24

#johnnydepp

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

methinks therefore me am

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo coo

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

tinky winky and laa laa are hiding nuclear weapons in teletubby land

[Horse slug @horseslug]

putting a teaspoon of wood varnish in my autistic son's pup cup

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.

[tex @texmeplease]

my son’s school just called and said that I was gay

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Girlfriend called .....DECLINE!! Whore! Busy looking at BUGS

[Max Pube @maxpube]

Sell me this pube.

[macaulay kirkin @catinthejorts]

who else be sleeping in the recovery position

[you @Taguvelli]

Word on the street obama nonbinary

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

they're turning me into a yogurt tube and squeezing until nothing comes out tomorrow

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

ur honor u lowkey weren't there

[trap dad @dude_gang]

getting my pubes retwisted