Moo Catris

#MooElite. Froning prays to me. I never lose. Sponsored Athlete. Everyone else is just a pretender. The one true heir to the CrossFit throne.

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

@Ryan_CSN @MikeCatris @KratosNutrition fair play, I should come with a warning "CAUTION: may cause involuntary orgasms" #sexyMoo #moofit

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

This is me. On my back. Sweaty. Looking deep in to your eyes. Do you feel that? Mmmm, moo too #sexymoo #moofit #moo

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

People ask me if I'd rather be a model or an elite level cf'er. To me, they're not mutually exclusive #bluesteel #moo

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Partner deadlifts?! Ha. Chloe was just there to look pretty whilst #Moo did all the lifting...with one arm #justsayin

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

#tbt to the time I thought @PROGENEX was gear #nogear #noidea #allthegearstillnoidea

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

I don't think you just "forget" a work visa. @jgrnauttraining heard that #MooFit was going and shat the bed #MooElite

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

Had some bloke film me train today. He had to use his extrawide lens to fit my enormous biceps (read "ego") in. #MooFit #aestheticMoo

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

@L7HNS @CARDIFFSPORTSNU @MikeCatris I've heard of one that is just about on my level. I think it's called Harrods or something like that

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@CARDIFFSPORTSNU waiting for someone to tag me...@CatrisMoo @MikeCatris. I can tell all the Crossfit folk why they'll never be #MooElite

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

FOR SALE:

1 return flight to Copenhagen May 29th - 31st

Bought well in advance (I was confident, OK?!) so very cheap. Damn you @CrossFit!

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

Resorted to working out with kids just so I can win a workout or two #confidenceboost #MooFit #mercilessmoo

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

@fitmoo the question is, are you #MooFit?!

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

The @CrossFit open WODs are shit (not bitter, honest) so I made my own up and I'm currently sitting in 1st #MooFit https://t.co/RT5LEP1Jzx

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

@alexcevans84 @ICONNutrition @Crossfitpenbont watched you lift at the welsh champs...you're going to need stronger supps #MooIsComingForYou

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

Struggling to find sponsorship as an athlete? Do what I did and create a company and sponsor yourself #MooFit #sponsoredMoo #professionalMoo

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

@CrossFit any chance u can come up with a WOD that might be even a little bit challenging for me. I started 15.2 this morning #stillgoing

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

@MarkAnthonyPT1 luck is for the weak. I'm strong as fuck and have a chest the size of Wales. I've got this. Thanks anyway #goodluck #MooFit

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

Oh hey. Yea, I'm looking at you, guess what? You'll never been this goddam good looking #sexualMoo #FiftyShadesOfMoo

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

It's about time @HeavyRepGear sponsored me. If you want some sexual photos like this, just send me free shit #MooFit

[Moo Catris @CatrisMoo]

Hey @CrossFit, do you need an awesome athlete for 15.3 announcement? I'm currently 12th in Europe and this is going to be my year #MooFit