Cat

professional complainer

[CAMPEONES DEL MUSLO (kfc ESPAÑÑÑÑAAA) @KFC_ES]

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL F̸̮̫́́́̏̋̂̓͛͗̌R̶̢̜̻͔̜̩̯̘͐̌̀́̀͆̒̈̀͛̔͋̕͝͠ͅI̸̢̧̮̞̯͌͋̏̈́̑̐̒́̉̌Ḛ̸̢̧͍͈̱̹̙̘͖̹̖́̐̍̐̆̒̾͂̅̔̉̽̋̃́͜Ď̸̘̤̦̤̯̺̭͓͓̠́͛̔̈́̓̾̿̊͜͝ͅ ̸̨̡̦͓̖͓̰̭͉̟̭̺̎̅̚͜ͅͅC̴̛̛͎̖̤̪̘̦̩̈́̊̇̈́̓̂̀̈́̈́͑̍̕͜H̵̩̜̗̖͙̜̣͉͇̀͐́̅̒̓͌̓I̴̭̞̘͑̆̒̃͝C̴̢̯͖̝̺͔͔̜̰̟̉́̆̉̐́ͅK̶̡͚͉̜̤̳̩̠̝̣̼̗͕̥͋̓͠Ẹ̵̗̲̫͍̞̠̠̘̱̱̠̉̇̅̀̐̇͐͑̇N̵̨̨̫͕̮̤̲͇̜̩͎̳̈́̌̓̓̌́̚͜͜͜

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@larmbi_n Thank you but I need one on Aug. 2 because I’m flying in :(

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can’t believe I unprivated my account to get oasis tickets and I still got none

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Anyone got a standing ticket for Oasis at Wembley on August 2? 🤪

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@CryptoChantia Are they standing/Aug 2?

[🦆 @linearhobi]

yeah i bet you would like to throw a party

[sophia @charliyuri]

wait…ppl won’t see a movie in theaters just bc they have nobody to see it with? free yourself from the chains of societal norms. seeing a movie by yourself is legit great.

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getting called “hun” is so infuriating

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

I bet these ones are actually good for you, look how stoked that horse is!

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@maybeagnes basically what my ex was like

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@Lawro1975 CASH GRAB

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

twitter is much more fun when u just tweet into the void and not for interaction and engagement

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m starting to think I’ll never be this funny

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

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Me when issuing warnings about the lunar eclipse a few days ago

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

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this is the funniest thing liam's ever tweeted

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@RMWhitaker @RollingStone @consequence There attitude stinks

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Happy birthday to two of my kids