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Opener of doors and cat food sachets. Don’t be an underdog - be an undercat!

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@TheTweetOfGod Oh no - not again!

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@lennylaw I do love a pint of Dorset Gold

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@lennylaw Ah! Stick with the apple juice.

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@lennylaw Ah. Yes. There is that.
I’ll reconsider my hypothesis.

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@lennylaw Makes some sense. More sense than what comes out of his mouth, anyway.

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@francesbarber13 He’s fantastic entertainment. Leave him be.

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@lennylaw If she means in a jar, then I’m going to agree with her. And back away slowly.

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@difficultpatty This is one of those differences between UK English and American English. We call them c…

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@AlternativeMUFC Best get this sort of performance now, when something can be done.

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@difficultpatty Does your (obvious) skill stretch to international sarnies?

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I don’t like to let myself get wound up by silly things, but that emergency alert on Friday was reckless.
Everyone driving at the time will have been distracted, which will have caused accidents. But no one will have not started a fire as a result of it.

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A good evening for the astronomers - again proving that they can reliably predict stuff.
Less good for the astrologers who have a significant record of accurately predicting jack shit.

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@GlenOrioleglen The blues seem to have had a good year for once

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@lennylaw Time is the filter of decent music.

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@v_j_freeman When and who should have called him out (and why it didn’t happen) is more interesting than the fantasist himself.

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@anon_opin Boringly, it’s Covid.

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@stardust1006 Nah - it’s the bumblebees that are the pissheads.

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@v_j_freeman Indeed. We can be world leaders in renewables *and* still drill for oil & gas. They’re not mutually exclusive.