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Opener of doors and cat food sachets. Don’t be an underdog - be an undercat!

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@lennylaw Love a good match where I am properly neutral.

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@DavidDPaxton Proper game, that one.

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@anon_opin Well - they’re catching.

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@v_j_freeman You make it sound like he had a direction - a purpose, maybe.
He only served his ego.

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@Fat_Jacques I think a blood donor who does it without telling anyone will be close. Assuming they get no thrills from needles or will do anything for a bourbon biscuit.

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@stardust1006 It’s a take!

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@JamesBlunt In some way. But not in the actual way.
Nowadays that counts.

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The best way to play #TheTraitors as a Faithful must be to abduct Claudia and get her drunk.

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I quite like the idea of seeing ABBA Voyage were it not for the knowledge of what the audience would be like.

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@lennylaw

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@66Steph82 I assume they’re well seasoned

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@DavidDPaxton It’s a take, I grant you. Of a total [needs new word].

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@difficultpatty THEY’RE CALLED BISCUITS OVER HERE, YOU HEATHEN!
(Am I getting into this thing?)

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Marketing that actively makes me want to boycott the company:
1: Currys (that shrill voice and their promotion of numbers over function)
2: Sainsbury’s (why is that lass scanning vegetables that don’t have a bar code?!)
3: Car ads that show an empty city street.

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@lennylaw @CarolMidgley Maybe. But it is a convenient way for us to mentally transition from the end of summer to Christmas.
Can’t be too eager to dismiss it without an alternative.

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@lennylaw Are you turning 60 today and in a contemplative mood or contemplating a future date when you’ll be turning 60?

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@joefattorini @v_j_freeman Alas, competency is a turn off.

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@difficultpatty Meh