Cat Pace

BIO101... oh, not that kind of bio?

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@bewildered Oh wow

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@ask_aubry Depend on or be dependent on? There is a difference.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

True or not, I needed the smile this morning, and this made me smile.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I about died laughing. Good one! 🤣

A True Story .... Carnation Milk

When opening a can of carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just smile and think of this:

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family’s dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation…

So when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation milk is best of all ....”

She said to herself “ I know all about milking cows and dairy farms… I can do this!”
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house…

A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we WILL NOT Be able to use it...

Here is her entry:
😂😂😂

Carnation Milk
Is best of all, No tits to pull,
No hay to haul,
No buckets to wash,
No shit to pitch,
Just poke a hole
In the son of a *****.
😂😂😂

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@joonbug0861 @mhdksafa I feel sad for you. I appreciate the natural but have coloured my hair at times, because sometimes that is also pretty. Humans like decoration. Do you cut/style your hair? Wear jewellery? Clothes? Drive a car? None of those things are "natural" either, and yet. You're still you.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@HeinzTweets @Travisfitzger10 Oh no!! This was our favourite BBQ sauce. I've been searching for it and trying to find appealing replacements without any success. My family will be very sad to hear this is no longer available.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@bewildered I'm mad at myself for giving in to this click bait. 😑 I'm sure that was nothing but a ploy to get people pissed off and earn the site advertising money.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@ShiveringQueef @danies394 Off topic, but my goodness, I love your style. The magic worm earrings!! You are my hero. 😻

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@EllieRose101

[Corps of Engineers @PortlandCorps]

Us: *makes a cat calendar for people to enjoy*

People: "You guys suck at Photoshop."

At least now we finally have a New Year's resolution. Going to enroll in a Photoshop class.

In case you want it, here's a link to our poorly Photoshopped calendar: https://t.co/xBPLTMwb8s

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@EllieRose101 *hugs*

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

Dear Author,

That person filling two roles? They and their alter ego are "one *and* the same". Please only use "one *in* the same" if you want to make clear that they have somehow crawled inside themselves.

Your Reader and Your Gentle Critic (One and the Same),
The Grammar Cat

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@SpuffyFields I was just going to ask if you’d been hacked! ���

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@EllieRose101 @JSamuelWrites Sad but true. So much "extra" time lost.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@DraysTwits @PbchChi @dpeccles @LEBassett They most certainly do. Even though I will drink it with milk or cream sometimes, my preference is "basic" tea with sugar and lemon.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@zeninawad @docjsw @DrMarinaHarris I don't actually understand what you are trying to say here. The two individual points make sense on their own, but when put all together? I'm missing your underlying message. Sorry . :(

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@docjsw @prizkillah @DrMarinaHarris I don't care who is doing the measurements. It still isn't a huge step sideways, and if it allows for a measure that actually makes sense, then I think people would be accepting. It should at least be an option.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@docjsw @DrMarinaHarris I don't really see how it's that much more invasive than the height and weight, but ok.

I don't want to get into the rest of it.

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@docjsw @DrMarinaHarris Honestly curious: why not? If you can measure height and weight to calculate BMI, why can't you measure something more accurate just the same?

[Cat Pace @CatSzmatt]

@halifaxlorraine @KathleenTighe1 @DeirdreOCall @Simon_Murdoch 😂