All Hat No Cattle

6’2” in cowboy boots | Professional local medallion hunter | Worked from nothing to $10k credit limit at Boot Barn | rugged individualist

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@RobCarpenter They have to support Karmelo Anthony.

Otherwise they couldn’t support Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

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@rfkenmore It’s giving Miami Vice 2027. I dig it, pal

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Speaking as an old head, I can tell ya’ll these glasses look “cool” because your brain has been Insta-fried. You can’t tell the difference between fashion and a meme. I’ve seen this mistake play out similarly for decades.

Nobody, aside from weirdos, are wearing these in Italy. Nobody driving a Porsche is wearing these.

Get off Instagram and get to Algarve to reset your mind.

But most of all, don’t wear fisherman sandals.

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@jakewoolf We’re not doing those ironically ugly Oakleys

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@NotSoEasyMoney Visiting Europe this week. Should I play this at the beach on my JBL?

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@Buddyloveless Money can’t buy you dance moves

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@JustRockContent “It’s not tragic to die doing what you love” - Martin Luther King Jr

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@astroscroll I hope not before we get season 2 of Widow’s Bay

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@GdhdPcklInspctr @gaitanalyst Do it pansy

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@RubiRubidoooo I remember when this ship went down

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@KJP How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big.

Introduced me to Scott Adams and changed my life.

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@chrishume_ The only PECOS a man should own

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@luke_mccown @grok is what Luke arguing true?

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@realOrlokkNoxx @madeitallback $100

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@JBMason Youalreadyknow it’s RRL

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@BowTiedBull At $60k dih bih gah

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@MattWalshBlog AI will allow more interesting, original movies to be made.

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@willdefries @JBMason @rfkenmore We’ll see who’s a loser when I let my RRL Hawaiian shirt out to play in Porto next week pal

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@willdefries @JBMason @rfkenmore A man who purchases directly from the Ralph app? Nice

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@TheMale_Central I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.