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Amateur crazy cat lady.

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

@lynx your "lower body spray" advert is just ridiculous.
The recent ones were funny.
Now they're not. Pack it in.

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Bank account is like a bloomin' cash machine...

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

@JasonManford & @sirsteveedge, check this out!
A packet of c&o crisps from @Aldi, but best before date is a WEDNESDAY!! What's going on Aldi? Surely you know from #hitmewithyourbestfacts that crisps' use by date should be on a Saturday?!

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Petition to ensure @petercrouch never stops being used in adverts. Guy's a natural and a goddamn national treasure.

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Yeah cat plant pot.
More intelligence in this plant than another baffoon resembling similar hair colour... Rhymes with flump, frump, dump, grump...

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

AAAAHHHMMMAAAAGGOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!

[Five @itsfiveofficial]

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@jbrownfive @abzlove @SeanConlonMusic @RitchieNeville @Scottlarock5

[Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins]

NAMES IN SONGS BEST OF THE YEAR 2024 - reel now on insta:

chrishawkinsdj

@BBC6Music

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

@HasanHussain777 Strikes, probably.....!

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

@Uber_Support Thank you for your help. Now I wonder how @ubereats_uk can advise me on my delivery instructions I forgot to update.... No, I am not drunk right now, so it says... 🫣

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

To be home before 5.30 is quite the achievement for me. This half term break is ABSOLUTELY needed...

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

#GrandDesigns should be shown on a Friday night. The DRINKING GAME opportunities are RIFE in this episode!! 😂

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Had a brilliant night watching @SimonBrodkin at #DeMontfortHall #Leicester, my partner and I laughed so much! Thanks Simon! #sweatmayo

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

To clarify: https://t.co/oU8RjuEoIG

He didn't tell me which one though. I'm going to guess the "saleswoman" though.

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Today a child told me I look like the woman in the white paint advert...

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

@photofan9000 Must've been a helluva Thursday / Friday for ya 😂😂😂

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Watching #CelebrityMasterchef and hearing @GreggAWallace say "I can't dip my gnocchi into that honey!" reminds me of @shaunwkeaveny 's cartwall 😂

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

I wish someone had told me how much I'd be crying at the ending of #UmbrellaAcademyS4... The end of an era 😭 loved it, what a weird family that have been lovable from the very start ❤️☂️ @UmbrellaAcad

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

@photofan9000 Thanks! Was yesterday though 😂

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

Get you a partner who gets you lovely gifts for your birthday, makes a cake, and then finishes it off with a funny card ❤️

[Cat_A @catty_a87]

#UngentlemanlyWarfare film is fab-u-lous. Was obviously watching it for the plot... 😏
Impressive work @GuyRitchie1968 👏🏻