Cat V

Civil practice attorney. Disclaimer:Tweets don't reflect views of law firm / clients

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@SheraBechard It’s beckoning you to come in.

[Lieutenant Governor Garlin Gilchrist II @LtGovGilchrist]

Under our historic deal, here are the factors that CAN and CANNOT be used determine your 🚗 insurance rate:

❌ zip code
❌ gender
❌ marital status
❌ occupation
❌ education
❌ homeownership
❌ FICO score
✅ driving record

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

Just stumbled across this quote in the book Nightingale. #Resistance

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

Did a search for "tape" and Cohen knew that tapes of Trump as private citizen in Russia during Miss Universe were stopped. #MuellerReport

[Scott Greenfield @ScottGreenfield]

Hope this works. Google drive link to OCR'd Mueller Report.
https://t.co/1TUDBDjL53

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

HERE IS THE REDACTED MUELLER REPORT. https://t.co/Jjm3mymSzd

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

Translation: I hope history doesn’t show I’m to blame for the catastrophe that happened in 2016. https://t.co/OMwZFGKUqW

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

This is some amazing poking-with-a-stick-in-the-right-place trolling.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

What really matters—who cares about me—is how many people have now reviewed the diagnostic criteria for Narcisisstic Personality Disorder? #ThankYouMrPresident

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

Remember kids: even if you weren’t born with brains or a sense of humor, you too can be a congressman who files frivolous, poorly executed lawsuits. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot https://t.co/r8MT025Qeg

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@AlisonChainsCA @RVAwonk @devingrapes @lawyernunes @ballsdevin @nunesnut @nunessidecow

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@AlisonChainsCA @RVAwonk There is now Devin Nunes' side cow, Devin Nunes straw, Devin Nunes' missing balls, etc.

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@RVAwonk Now there is a barrage of other parody accounts. Well done.

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

Now we know why Nunes is suing twitter for people making fun of him. It's because it's so easy.

[Kaj-Erik Eriksen®️ @KajEriksen]

@DevinNunes Hello devin,
I’m a reporter with KLQX in Wichita Kansas.
I’m doing a story on men that have never pleasured a woman sexually.
May I use your tweets?

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@DevinNunes @seanhannity I didn't know you could become any more unlikeable and annoying, but I was wrong.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Oh look, here's Devin Nunes trying to silence free speech. Here's a thought: if you want better social media results, do better things.

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@garlin @YpsilantiTwp I see that you use doggone instead of @GovWhitmer’s #fixthedamnroads but I still love you anyway.

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

So proud that @dananessel is Michigan's Attorney General. #TakeonHatewithAction

[Peter Murphy @PeterWMurphy1]

NZ PM Ardern: true leadership.
In contrast, Australia has:
Dutton: Muslim immigration a mistake
Morrison: anti-Islam election strategy
Hanson: Islam is a disease
Bernardi: Islam threatens our culture
It's not just Anning, people.
#auspol #AusVotes2019

[Deborah Roseman @roseperson]

The idea that when 1 undocumented immigrant commits murder he indicts all of that group, but when 1 white supremacist murders 49 he is one of "a small group of people that have very, very serious problems" isn't just white privilege, it is white supremacy itself.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

@BarackObama If you run in 2020 under Barack O’Bama, I won’t tell who you really are.

[Cat V @catvlawyr]

@MollyJongFast @rupertmurdoch Every morning, an old man yells at his tv & his rants are blasted internationally. My father is 87 with dementia and has more self control than this.