caty shoemaker

R.I.P Matt Miller #548 👼🏼✊🏻❤️

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I’m honestly so disappointed... 🤨

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wanna feel old? Watch this https://t.co/DVoPCptgzG

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@haileyshoe Hahaha idk why I’m just seeing this 😂

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With all considered... where you guys at??

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I think I can honestly say July has been the worst/hardest month of my life. Can only hope August brings some more happy days..

[fundy @funderlaw]

My wife, watching the US Open: “Damn, Brooks Koepka is gorgeous and I love his tighty-whitey pants”

Me: “and his girlfriend is smok...
(Wife gives me evil stare)
...ing weed if she thinks she’s hotter than you,
my darling,
love of my life.”

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@mkddismyname Let’s do it!!!

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Challenge accepted ..

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@kassidyshay I have them all recorded and need to catch up too 🙈😩 lessss do ittttt

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@YaMistaKingston Now Sean it’s not nice to call people names.. lol

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If you are going to act like a child, I’m going to treat you like one..

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@britttkathleen Hahaha this is hilarious!!! 😂 yess

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@lbowman67 Omg... Layne.. I can’t 🙈😷🙅🏼‍♀️

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@kassidyshay 😂😂😂😂😂

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Once I’m done with someone, I’m done. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame one me.

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“Fuck fake friends” 😂😂 and what are again??

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Why do I wait last minute for everything??? Homework due at midnight and I’m still working on it 🙄

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@britttkathleen Hahaha this is no doubt me 😂

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If people only knew how I danced while cleaning my house, they probs wouldn’t be my friend anymore 😅

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@rratchh It’s them long legs, some of us are not so fortunate 😘😂