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duh

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

karen used to be a term reserved for people who harassed people minding their own business (and typically racism is involved) but now you see a woman rightfully scolding some jackass endangering the lives of the community and call her karen. it’s getting to a point

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

I raise you “I shut off my brain when my man is around”. You are an ADULT you foolish goat

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

we need better women’s health education because after 30 the fear of osteoporosis should outweigh your fear of being fat

[tf @catzrmyjam]

sometimes i type out the angry tmi tweets & just delete them & i think that’s beautiful

[tf @catzrmyjam]

@bdbruhmoment420 you get it

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hi, it’s me, your next door neighbor. you might think I’m setting a lot of fireworks off tonight, but don’t worry, I have plenty saved for the next two to three weeks as well

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

anytime i find out a friend has serious credit card debt it makes me so stressed out

[tf @catzrmyjam]

i can imagine because i’d knock this shit over so quick

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Imagine being a Karen to a robot

[ANESTHESIA @anesthesiastinx]

What’s wrong? Never seen a Lady with a Wiener?

[✩ Emily Tressa ✩ @Emily_tressa]

Madonna is right… nobody lives in the moment. They just capture it to say they did.

[tf @catzrmyjam]

forever pissed my dad moved leaving me telescopeless

[NASA @NASA]

This Fourth of July, wake up early for a planetary surprise!

Mars and Uranus will appear very close together before sunrise. To find them, look east—Mars will appear as a red “star” above the horizon. Uranus will be above Mars, but you’ll need binoculars or a telescope to see.

[tf @catzrmyjam]

trying to stay still at the nail salon & fully shaking instead

[tf @catzrmyjam]

me on facetime w manny

[Vogues’ Best @VoguesBest]

THE TITTIES JIGGLING😩😻

[tf @catzrmyjam]

only my mother could set the fire alarms off cooking a frozen pizza

[miri @eggoslug]

“a bob is going to age you!” “legging legs” “armpit boobs” “you can’t wear that if you have a short torso” “skinnier shoulder workout” can we fucking LIVE ????

[tf @catzrmyjam]

said goodbye to my fav nurse</3

[tf @catzrmyjam]

cutting my hair so it’s healthy & it taking 5x the time to dry feels like a punishment for being beautiful

[tf @catzrmyjam]

first song when i hit shuffle iktr

[tf @catzrmyjam]

why tf would this matter😭😭😭

[H A I F A 🇵🇸 @ih8diosa]

as someone who was raised by someone who had them when they were 30 Please consider you will be experiencing your Menopause with ur daughters Puberty

[tf @catzrmyjam]

the early 2000s are so back the girls are scared of salad dressing again