cdz

first ever ethical serial killer / Award-winning columnist for @TheOnion

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@petamocto @MrTestoestrogen Smaller gaps fingers and toes get trapped, glass or plastic the blood and sweat stains would make it un viewable. Really if there was an easy solution for this I’m sure the multi billion dollar company would have done it lol

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@M1dus5 @formerlygossip The thing a lot of these people are secretly insane and will not open up and show it unless the person in front of them is appearing agreeable and taking them seriously, this is the best approach to see what people actually think

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@martin_jay20645 @Carefree_9001 @anarcarural Argentina have never owned them, they just believe they magically inherited spains rights lol

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@Jimmkuak @FabrizioRomano Sent off, lost them the game, now he has to come back to England and get his pocket money from us because we own him

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@Carefree_9001 @anarcarural At least they’ve actually owned them before 🤣🤣

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@microspreading @onamission0621 @MedianEarnerOli Rishi was born in Southampton, when you argies invaded the Falklands he was 2 years 4 months old, by the time we crushed you he was 2 years and 6 months old

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@onamission0621 @bigregen @MedianEarnerOli Pray for better education whilst you’re at it

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@MYKSNIX @ChelseaFC Hates the English but loves our money ay? Revoke his visa send him back to shithole Argentina

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@onamission0621 @bigregen @MedianEarnerOli Yeah you are retarded mate

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@onamission0621 @bigregen @MedianEarnerOli Phones made in the USA ? you mean assembled parts in USA that were fabricated in Asia

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@p_g_299 @mquarttaa Which is less than one vbuck in Fortnite, absolute shithole country

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@lacurtodecheto @tize4PF @Argentina Fortnite vbucks worth more than your currency buddy, you got bigger problems than football to be worrying about 😭🤣

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@onamission0621 @bigregen @MedianEarnerOli We’ve already survived thousands of years, I’ll be surprised if USA lasts another hundred.

The entire world plays the sport we created, remind me again, who else plays American football?

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@onamission0621 @bigregen @MedianEarnerOli See this is the difference between us and you, we wouldn’t elect a tv personality as our prime minister because we aren’t retarded

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@onamission0621 @bigregen @MedianEarnerOli We already have our own Donald trump, he’s about to lose a bi-election to a man with a bin as a head.

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@LourdesLoz43849 @KyogoCartel Yeah they’d need it because they fucking suck otherwise

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@killen68684 @ChelseaFC Enzo deserves his visa to be revoked and banned from entering the country

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@onamission0621 @MedianEarnerOli Yeah keep parroting that false flag destabilisation propaganda, won’t work on us.

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@elnatancangussu @_pedroramiro Yeah please try it, we could do with another war to squash you rats

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@CountDankulaTV I hope the Scot’s know we’d go to war for them just the same as the Falklands