david

“How high are you?” “Hi, how are you?”

[1Kalwaysdroppin_ @Philly_ASA]

Those terrible Philadelphia fans

[david @cavedampbell]

They’ve never cared about anything other than lining their own pockets. It’s a shame “patriots” who still support these pigs have too much pride to admit they were conned. But they’d rather treat politics like fantasy football. Just a lot of noise that doesn’t mean anything.

[Mark Bland @markbland]

I’m dead serious. We’ve got more proof that he touched children…then he’s got proof that any election was rigged.

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

So this confession by an Epstein victim actually naming Trump as one of her rapists is why we are back at war with Iran…funny how war works

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything racist or divisive in 9 months.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[david @cavedampbell]

Much like the few morons still clueless enough to support him, he loves being loud and proud about how wrong he is. Symptom of the cult I guess

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

[Dj Omega Mvp @DjOmegaMVP]

There's more evidence that suggests Trump is a pedophile than that Californias elections are rigged!!!

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You should ask yourself why all of the people who are screeching about election fraud on social media are always unwilling to repeat these claims under oath.

Let me help you: it’s because they know they’re full of shit. The entire purpose is to keep people angry.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

I’ll say it again, I don’t know how we can function as a country when half of the voters think a Republican losing the mayoral race in LA is evidence of a conspiracy or widespread corruption.

Would anybody on the left respond this way if e.g. AOC lost the gubernatorial race in Oklahoma?

We can’t function in a world where one of the major parties thinks elections are only legitimate when they win.

[david @cavedampbell]

@Tribal_Prophet @Fedup026 @AzPetrich Give them a year they finally might actually be able to understand what a tariff is

[david @cavedampbell]

“Every election we lose is rigged” has got to be the most pathetically delusional aspect of the MAGA brainwash. I guess it’s easy to trick people who live in a bubble, but to not grasp that people are tired of this bullshit outside of it? Plain idiotic.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Friendly reminder: Republicans don't own the 4th of July. They own January the 6th.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[david @cavedampbell]

Why is this ok? Because “woke” is over? Because you get to terrorize trans people? Because you’re an adult giddy about being able to say “retard” again? Seriously, none of that is worth this embarrassment. Please wake up

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[david @cavedampbell]

They’re all getting so much quieter because they know they were conned. But they still have too much pride to admit it and help us do something about it. So being angry at “woke” instead is somehow going to magically fix this country.

[Dez Walker @Dez_Walker]

The fact that this Spencer Pratt dude is even a viable candidate isn’t even a surprise considering where America is right now.

America is full of largely uneducated, unserious Americans. Which is why we have a stupid person that just learned how to spell “dumb” as president.