Stuart Cavens

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@British_Airways and you tell me this now after 3 weeks of being told you were looking for it??!! Absolute garbage.

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@British_Airways I reported it to your people now after 3 weeks you've just told me it's nothing to do with you as the bag travelled. Joke

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@British_Airways my last trip with you was unforgettable. Someone stole my luggage. You know who it was but don't have any contact details!

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@CollectCelticFC how do I get one?

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@MCMattSally @JAIR_Radio 18 minutes 23 seconds exactly then.

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@syabas do you ever answer your phone? I love the fake offer to call back.
Been trying to get you all day. Hopeless

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@MCMattSally @JAIR_Radio you better be leading with Celtic winning the league cup or I'm coming for you, ya big hairy eejit!

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@SidsPubs @bluredfrank @celticfc Good man Geoff thanks!

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@SidsPubs @bluredfrank Lads are any of your fine establishments showing the mighty Celtic beating Aberdeen tonight? Its on BT sports in UK

[Jamie McGeever @ReutersJamie]

Ahead of #UCLdraw, a factoid: Scotland's sole representative has won European Cup/CL more times than England's 4 representatives combined

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@EtihadHelp @EtihadAirways should I nip along to Dubai and get a proper airline? @emirates

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@EtihadHelp @EtihadAirways does anyone have any idea when this flight will go? Nobody in the airport does? Help reimagined.

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@EtihadHelp @EtihadAirways well that's 14.25 last night gone and I'm still sitting looking at a sign saying boarding soon. 5 hours late

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

My Malaysian team Kelantan have signed Gomis from Hearts. He's pretty handy isn't he? #redwarriors

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

.@EtihadHelp .@EtihadAirways have we exhausted your meaningless replies already?! You used that one earlier. How's that 14.25 ETD looking?

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@EtihadHelp .@EtihadAirways yep tried that - they have no idea. Hence asking you. Seems it runs in the organisation. At least 4 hours late?

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@EtihadHelp we are going to depart in 30 minutes from now when we haven't started boarding yet?? No chance

[Stuart Cavens @cavenzo]

@EtihadHelp I take it your "soon" is the same as the boarding "soon" that's been on your sign for the last 2 hours? Soon reimagined