Carolyn Woolner

Half librarian, half professional wrestler.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

loving yourself is an important message to spread especially on valentine's day but don't tell anyone that's what you're doing tonight or it's a bit tmi

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Had a lot of fun a fanexpo today with @ajtheimproviser! #Winteriscoming https://t.co/dyQXymo5tH

[FAN EXPO Vancouver @FANEXPOVAN]

This marks the end of Day 1 of #FXV17! What did you do today?

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

The @GentHecklers show tonight was probably enough laughs for a week. #myanacondadont

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

I am possibly a little too excited about the new magic school bus movie

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Two sketches written in two days, if @ajtheimproviser and I keep this up well have a novel by the end of the month 😂 (as if lol)

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Overheard people at the movie theatre talking about that new movie coming out "anatomic blonde" 😂😂

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Saw fantastic beasts today (finally) and loved it!

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Welcome to the month of getting the date wrong every single time

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Watched Rogue One today and cried when young Carrie Fisher appeared. She brought so many people hope. #ripcarriefisher

[. @AzukOfficiaI]

Well 2016 is officially the worst. RIP Carrie Fisher. Thank you for inspiring generations of young women to kick ass. Truly an icon.

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

You know that a holiday is important when the day before the holiday has its own name just to remind you that the holiday is coming

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

sometimes i think i'm hardcore and then i remember i have to use kids toothpaste because normal toothpaste is too minty for me to handle

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

I can confirm this happened https://t.co/h48GMZM9lZ

[кarly 🪩 @buhjork]

Avalon just dabbed

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Just saw a little girl wearing a full bee costume. I wish I still had the confidence to rock that outfit. Or like, a princess dress.

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Had an incredible first time doing stand up at the Kino Cafe!! Thanks to everyone who came out and watched c: #standup #comedy

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

@ajtheimproviser just gave me permission to laugh out loud at her funeral 😂 #notakebacks

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

I wish I could be one of those people that look cool at the gym but I dress like an old lady and my face goes red so I like like a raspberry

[кarly 🪩 @buhjork]

I want to be far away. Alone. On like a mountain in a cabin in the woods. But with wifi

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Had a hilarious and insanely fun first stand up class! So excited for the next 8 months (: #standup #comedy #school

[Carolyn Woolner @cawoolner]

Meet Kevin and Phil! The newest members of our family c: #plants #succulents https://t.co/XwuT5S5PTd