michaela swan

I don’t even have a pla

[michaela swan @caylaswan]

The new iPhone update tells me how much screen time I have throughout the week and I feel very judged by my phone now like wtf leave me alone I know I suck as a human

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

John Travolta trying to look like Travis Kelce freaking me out more than the Tubi commercial

[michaela swan @caylaswan]

when I go back on tinder for the 900th time

[michaela swan @caylaswan]

CMON BURROW u did not beat the Bills to get sacked the entire game👏

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

Lisa Salters remains the standard >

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Bills Mafia is with you, @HamlinIsland. ❤️💙

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Bills' Damar Hamlin collapses on the field, medical staff appear to administer CPR

https://t.co/1FNivsn9st

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

My mom’s annual “home for the holidays” email to me and my siblings just dropped. An incredibly thorough, detail-rich look ahead at how it’s possible for me to gain 15 lbs in one week.

[Dan Fetes @danfetes]

Aaron Rodgers looks like the villain of Disney+ movie…

[mamí @JordynMartinez_]

a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You better watch out”

Got it

“You better not cry”

Ope deal breaker

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Good luck tonight kickers

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

“Why does everyone in Les Mis have an English accent when it’s set in France?”

[chase @cfree94]

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

[mae @_maecol]

Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Nevada after reporting 1% more ballot results

[AG @alison_gala]

I don’t like when ppl call tr*mp a Cheeto. It’s disrespectful to Cheetos

[Alicia Keys Daily @AliciaKeysDaiIy]

Wendy Williams pronouncing “COVID” like this has me screaming 😭😭😭