caylor

hi my name is Rod and i like to party

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

it’s the “i’ll support you during your basketball games, but don’t you dare try to date my daughter” kinda racism for me

[j✿ @poisonopium]

am i a person? or am i just a bunch of my favorite fictional characters' personalities glued together?

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@cain_michaela1 the bell jar - sylvia plath

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@lilvirgomeg spitting image of Kristen Bell😍

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@brianna_wr1ght yes ma’am i do

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@cain_michaela1 this one hit hard just now.

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

men wearing flip flops is an ick. sorry i don’t make the rules🤷🏼‍♀️

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@zoesaldana once said “a MAN likes a woman as she is. you know you met a real man from the way he talks about a woman.”

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

idc what y’all say, mosquitoes are actually the state bird of Florida

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@claywalker3 @LenoraFaith can it. 😒

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

a good work ethic is sooo attractive bc i swear i can’t stand a bum 🤮

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

i’m the ONLY person that’s allowed to say i’m a bad driver. anybody else say it and they’re getting a nasty uppercut 😌

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

i wish flip phones would make a come back bc sometimes ending a phone call would be so much more satisfying w that dramatic lil *SNAP*

[caylor @caylor_dixon]

@literallyhaven i meannn go for it, apparently they only cost $25 and a hacked twitter account🤪