K - M A N

i was addicted to the hokey pokey but then i turned myself around

[K - M A N @caymanott]

@Tara_wallis You can do mine when I move

[K - M A N @caymanott]

@mmckinneyyy I feel like your tweet was suppose to be posed as a question, when in fact you have the caption right there

[K - M A N @caymanott]

@suzanna_curran He look so skinny doe! You guys are doing so good!!

[K - M A N @caymanott]

Everyone needs to see what a fucking goddess this girl is holy crap

[K - M A N @caymanott]

Listen, I just need to know if I have to stay up all night studying for my accounting test tomorrow or if I can procrastinate into next week

[Abby Dyer @Abby_Dyer]

It's not over yet! The next wave of snow is moving in for the evening. A winter weather advisory has replaced the winter storm warnings in most spots. Watch the video to see how much additional snow to expect.

[K - M A N @caymanott]

Why am I crying rn ¿?

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

Announcing the How To Be Human tour - Artist/spotify presale Wednesday 1pm est, public on-sale Friday 10am local time. Let’s ride.

[shelbs @sh3lbybaldwin]

no one:
not a single soul:
literally not one breathing human being:
me: “did you guys know i would literally DIE for chelsea cutler? i love that woman more than i love WATER and AIR combined. she is the ONLY person who matters to me.

[K - M A N @caymanott]

So...I’m suppose to just like..starve or something?¿

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

Foods to avoid right before and during your period:

- alcohol
- butter
- bread
- caffeine
- cheese
- french fries
- fried foods
- milk
- pasta
- pizza
- red meat
- soda
- sugary snacks

[K - M A N @caymanott]

@Tara_wallis I think I'd rather go through the window tho

[Albie Darforyu @Fly_Malcolm_X]

Holy shit

[K - M A N @caymanott]

Ok but who else was today years old when they found out the JoBros didn't write year 3000 ?¿

[K - M A N @caymanott]

Tell me why I'm alone in my car crying over a podcast about space and black holes?¿

[K - M A N @caymanott]

Tell me why I just called 4 of my family members and not a single one answered?¿ it's fine I'll just die alone. Thanks for caring "family".