Lori Vedder

[Lie 🧸⊹ ࣪ ˖ @fawnwithme]

Se você é mulher você é automaticamente minha amiga até que se prove o contrário
Se você é homem você é meu inimigo até que se prove o contrário

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Lori Vedder @lorivedder]

@NoahKahan No Noah…. I am not even close to okay. Expect a call from my therapist

[lexi ❤️ DAUGHTER FROM HELL @finallyclean_]

the best lyric ever really

[𐙚 @ijanedoll]

teenagers in 2012 were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[𝒮𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 @reenberryy]

Every girl should have a balcony to drink & tan on

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

here u go hunnies

https://t.co/TIH3aws4lY

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

You’re not going hard enough if you’ve never had a man tell you he’s scared of you

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

the most beautiful women you know are not allowed to eat grapefruit

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Finally, my new single “The Great Divide” comes out on January 30th.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

nothing is wrong with me it’s an elaborate bit

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

me on someone me on my birthday
else's birthday

[Raq @raqisright]

The guy I like: “Sorry forgot to respond I’m just rlly busy”
The guy I have no interest in:

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I need to slap a man over this

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Are we lowering flags for the college students who were murdered, or is that only for racist podcasters?

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum