Caryn Morgan

Mum, retired teacher, Scarlets fan, wine lover, beach lover esp Greek Islands🇬🇷🇪🇺

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@BronwenLewis_ Changer 🤣

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@Nigelrefowens VeryWeather always spot on @Nigelrefowens

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@Matt_Pinner Snoop Dog

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@fredsirieix1 Congratulations 🥉

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@OliLondonTV Vile

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

ITV shelves plans for a Stars in Their Eyes Election Special after footage is deemed too harrowing for TV

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall Packing….

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

No idea what’s a spoof and what’s not….

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

JUST BEEN LEAKED NOTE BY HEAD OF TORY CAMPAIGN (the one standing in for the one on leave of absence courtesy of William Hill) MEMO ALL CANDIDATES … THE REALITY. 1. We cannot campaign on our record because nothing has improved since we took office. 2. The biggest change we made last Parliament was Brexit and we can’t campaign on that because the people who hated it hate it more and the people who liked it know we have ballsed it up. 3. We can’t campaign on our leaders because we have had five in eight years which suggests none of them were very good. 4. We can’t campaign on Labour being a risk to security and the economy because nobody can do worse than we have and anyway people seem to think @Keir_Starmer is pretty decent and he is for sure not Corbyn. 5. So LADS, all we have left is this … behave like we have lost, it’s all over bar the shouting, towel thrown in, and hope to God millions of people don’t bother to vote us out because they think somebody else will do it. I know it’s desperate and a bit anti-democratic but needs must. We’re shit and we know we are and so this is it!!! Fuck everything up. Crash the car. Make ourselves look even more unelectable and useless at campaigns. Willie Whitelaw used to talk about travelling the country stirring up apathy. That is all we have left. Do it. Talk up supermajority. I know it is meaningless but it is the only way to stop the superdefeat we all know we deserve. Cheers. Btw we’re having Sunday drinks 1pm. BYOB 🍾 🥂 ps new slogan. STAY AT HOME. DON’T VOTE. KEEP THE TORIES haha!!

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@mrhenrymorris Sunak …. still wearing his trousers from Year 9

[Otto English @Otto_English]

You think the Tories can't fuck up any worse and then they totally pull it out of the bag.

The prospective Labour candidate is Bayo Alaba

On the right.

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@Otto_English Onflict 😳

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Rishi Sunak's Big D-Day Snub - A Definitive Thread...

Rishi Sunak skipped out on the main D-Day commemorations yesterday to rush home and record an ITN interview that won't even air until Wednesday next week.

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[David @Zero_4]

Victoria Derbyshire pulls apart Sunak’s claim that a Labour govt will raise taxes by £2000

“I’m going to pull you up on that Claire Coutinho. The calculations are made by Tory SpAds, they’re political appointees & that is misleading to voters and very disrespectful”

#newsnight

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@JonathanPieNews Starmer too restrained with Sunak’s bullying and arrogance

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@Peston £2000

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@DeborahMeaden Starmer needed to go on the attack more, far too restrained. Sunak totally arrogant.

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@lewis_goodall Can’t wait to see the refereeing of the 7 party debate next Thursday…what a car crash that’s going to be!

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@TheNewsAgents Dreadful..there was no debate. Sunak constantly interrupted and all we heard was £2000…

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@simonmayo What are you reading?

[Caryn Morgan @caz0765]

@Annepop01 Sunak is a rude, arrogant entitled and totally out of touch PM!🤬