Caroline Duffy

Writer (HarperCollins / BBC R4 Extra / Comedy Central). Actor. Improviser. Flirting with stand-up. Writes historical fiction as @carolinelamond

[Caroline Duffy @cazduffy]

3yo keeps waking me up with: ‘Mummy, I dreamed a dream’.
It’s like living with Susan Boyle.

[Caroline Duffy @cazduffy]

First time back in the theatre today, and this quote on repeat in my brain
#theycantstoptheatre

[League of Gentlemen Archives @leagueogents]

“Just drive into them Dave, they can’t stop theatre.”

[Nina Pottell @Matineegirl]

.@PrimaMag are looking for short stories for our Sept - Dec issues. Maybe back to school, Halloween, bonfire night, Christmas themes? Or no theme! The writer wins £100 if their story is printed.
Email entries of 800 words max to: [email protected].

[Caroline Duffy @cazduffy]

@JamieJacksonati @Justahalfforme @sharonhearne11 @RichardAScott Because the government offered Nissan millions to get them to stay https://t.co/3IzU7oasch

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@JodyanneFR As grand as The Grand!?

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@JodyanneFR @TheGrandScarbor Oh no! Hope the new place is nice, enjoy Scarborough ☀️

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Homeschooled the toddler on dictators today

[Steph Fairbairn @StephFairbairn]

Please RT - starting (very slowly) to commission for my #womensfootball site. Opinion pieces wanted - they will be paid.

[Caroline Duffy @cazduffy]

Concerned that Boris Johnson might actually be the father of *MY* child #BorisBaby

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@nikkimarmery Thank you! It really made me laugh at the time 😉

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How to make your mother-in-law swear like a docker at Christmas:

1. Play Charades
2. Act out Countryfile in three syllables

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@nikkimarmery Thanks for the follow - love the sound of your novel!

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@Tea_Operated Human-sized cat scratcher? (Human scratcher??)

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Voted 🌹

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If I’d known it was that easy I wouldn’t have needed to try stand up

[Monica Gaga @msmonicagaga]

Happy Birthday to me, my first gift is my very own website https://t.co/8D8rSPSd1n designed by Steph Fairbairn. Check it out! #mygirlsgotskills!

[Caroline Duffy @cazduffy]

@SteveShawWright @selbytownhall Haha, thanks, I think I need to get a bit more experience first!

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Second gig tonight at South Kensington Comedy Club. And yes, I’ll be recording all of them on here to make it easier when I write my autobiography 😝

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@JaneWriting1 Yes, go! We could hear Celine Dion clearly from the rose garden last week. Didn’t even realise she was on when we arrived - excellent free concert as background to our picnic!