Carolyn

easily amused information junkie🇨🇦

[Carolyn @cazizarty]

I opened up a can of Twitter and dumped it in my morning cereal bowl

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Carolyn @cazizarty]

@ZacharyLevi Nah, I think the 51st state BS that Trump is spouting off and his expansionist rhetoric is the cause off the anthem booing, but I’m just a silly Canadian who loves their country, why get upset over such a silly thing🤙🇨🇦

[Carolyn @cazizarty]

@Canada https://t.co/Z5ZKFFLkRw

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[Carolyn @cazizarty]

@dieworkwear I’m Cheap and Champion Canadian https://t.co/bq5UkqWetx

[Claire Martin @ClaireMartinWx]

When you threaten Canada and Greenland …….

[dookie @babadoookie]

I’m like ok thanks word I pack a duffel bag with some clothes and throw my laptop in my bag and throw both them bitches out the window as the first part of my exit strategy then call my boy like “nigga I told you this nigga was boutta die and you thought I was playin come get me”

[Carolyn @cazizarty]

MotherH (Rap Granny)'s video! #TikTok https://t.co/bQXl8UJ57p

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@gmacofglebe @Evcorder Chimney Corner Beach, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia

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@HalifaxReTales I drove all the way to Elmsdale yesterday to get some donuts, I live five minutes from there location on Prince Albert Rd🎉

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@dieworkwear @CarnivalSeb

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@HasanHaiNL https://t.co/VWr8BlCVpp

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@mualphaxi Our vast Air Force awaits

[Carolyn @cazizarty]

@InternetH0F Managers office…why?

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@StayOnTheLineTC

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@jimbodragclown Yes #TeamJimbo all the way!

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@Girrl_Friday https://t.co/xgpgkqxlNW

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@WilsonKM2 Always a favourite

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@dieworkwear

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@notcapnamerica I approve this message

[Carolyn @cazizarty]

@ask_aubry Toxic shock syndrome isn’t an issue at all for these guys