Caz The Baker

I am everything and I am nothing

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji I hear that!

[Bek Stratfield 🏄⚓ @bek_stratfield]

My son Finn has been missing for 18 months today. Last seen on 8th July 2017, Cornwall. You can help raise awareness of Finn by RT this post, it only takes a few seconds & is much appreciated ❤

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

When you write your college essay conclusion high - in your lunch break

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Endless Wars, especially those which are fought out of judgement mistakes that were made many years ago, & those where we are getting little financial or military help from the rich countries that so greatly benefit from what we are doing, will eventually come to a glorious end!

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji This took me back to 1992. Positive K - I got a man. Classic line - “What’s your man gotta do with me?”

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@peta Is PETA smoking crack now?!? I know the sign of the times is that people believe any old shit on the internet but they really don’t

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji Wanking

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

Dreamum Wakeupum Critical Conditionum, Earthum Quakepum Hil Dool Sab Shakeupum

[Jacob Rees-Mogg @Jacob_Rees_Mogg]

Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis.

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

Just watched the last episode of #pjdn So sad to see it come to an end but bwoi that was a poetic end. The show realised @MCGRINDAH s dream of world wide domination in real life. Big up @KuruptFM, the rest are irrelevant #K

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji Agree with above. I have the much coveted Pillow Talk shade lipstick and the coverage and staying power are totally crap. You can’t even layer the lipstick or use a pencil to salvage it.

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

My husband irons his own clothes but today I have ironed them for him. He’s just asked me why... It’s like this - he is out tonight and I want women/men to look at him, clock his wedding ring and feel gutted for themselves not do all that and feel gutted for me 🤣🤣🤣

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

Kya baat hai, kya cheez hai paisa? #AmbaniWedding

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

You should stop talking

[Priti Patel MP @pritipatel]

It is clear my comments on‘ No Deal’ have been taken out of context by some. We should go back to Brussels & get a better deal. There is still time. Let’s take back control of borders, laws & money.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

Turns out the limpdicks in the video are...limpdicks. A waste of skin and of use to no one.

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji Send those people my way!

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

I reckon people are full of shit with their “nobody turned up to my kids party” pictures. It’s just another way to get likes, freebies and sympathy. How can EVERYONE invited be an asshole?!? This would never happen at a brown kid party - everyone and extra turn up! #freefood

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji £900 - I want to know how many they sell.

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

@Miss_Raji They are not messing about this year. “Buy a piano, we need the money” 😂. Do they even sell pianos?!

[Amandeep Madra @amanmadra]

This is amazing and chilling. Just search for your ancestral village in Punjab and it shows you the men who died during the First World War. Zoom out and you'll see the sheer scale of the Punjabi sacrifice. From the Empire Faith and War project @gt1588 https://t.co/LWK81JG4pD

[Caz The Baker @cazthebaker]

“12 bottles of bleach please” 😂#ifyouknowyouknow

[Sarah Bedford @sarahcbedford]

President Trump accuses people of changing their clothes and returning to cast additional ballots in disguise. (there's no evidence of this) “Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again." https://t.co/aRE5nHnxv8