Thursday Addams (she/her)

I don't suffer fools - I revel in them. That's why I do comedy with Your Friends! You know Your Friends, right?!
❤️ skeletons, puppets, and going to therapy.

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

"you have such a vivid imagination"
Thanks, it's Anxiety ™️

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even bigger fucknugget -Elon Musk- stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/nrAme0qCR0 #EatTheRich

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

My cousin is a fantastic veterinarian and her practice got flooded - I know there are so many people/places/things that need help, but if you feel good about helping rebuild Commack Veterinary Center, hit that link https://t.co/tEba0kAwd8

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

@thekrissychula I wasn't familiar with her before seeing this and it seems like there's some context about her attitude, but tbh I feel like if the genders were swapped it would be "he's putting her in her place, rightfully" instead of "she's a bitch".

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

I am fully convinced that cos men are the only people who whistle in public spaces

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

I just realized how much I'm going to lose my shit when Andrew Lloyd Webber shuffles off the mortal coil and ouch.
At least my friends like when I cry-sing Sondheim.
Sorry, friends.

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

Wow @waitwait . I've been a listener for 15 years, and the abject disrespect for neurodiversity in this week's time blindness banter is gross. Do better.

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

Ok so when do we get #NonBinaryDinner bc the #GirlDinner #BoyDinner content is getting stale (like those wheat thins)

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

@farores_winds @LiZaOutlives Yeah the notification cutoff was NOT KIND

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

Ok money-can't-buy-you-happiness people, it CAN buy you therapy so ym

[chase @_chase_____]

being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer https://t.co/NHZV62r9tw

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

I think I understand: when you're flying 1st or business, you're a customer.
When you're flying regular, you're a nuisance.
Wow - @AmericanAir thanks for the brainteaser! Glad I figured it out.

[val @lalalandism]

at the end of the day i'm just a character directed by greta gerwig

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

How have I made it over 30 years without realizing that Elaine Stritch and I share a birthday

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

Being back at my high school as an adult is weird because i still don't want to follow the rules but now there aren't any

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

@littlewordier @jessicahodlr Goddamnit Becca you mean I could have avoided EDs and hit my goal weight just by shedding that pesky empathy?!? Where WERE you 10 years ago

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

I love this except Ariel would absolutely be doing mermaid running https://t.co/XIRg1okFvJ

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

As someone who has been a professional face painter for over a decade: kids love rainbows. By freaking out about it, you're the one introducing the concept that rainbows are only for the LGBTQ+ community.
Trust me, I wish little Serynyteigh hadn't taken the last rainbow lunchbox

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i need everyone to take a deep breath

[Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr]

@mattxiv Yeah, we've gotta stop pushing that leprechaun agenda on the youth.