I mean realistically how is Drake Maye supposed to perform at a high level when in the back of his mind he’s probably thinking about the Western Mass lesbian bar relaxing its masking rules
resident evil’s distinct enemies:
- old couple with dog (childless?)
- child (abandoned by parents)
- sewer man (pregnancy is scary)
- infant (presented with no comment)
- the other ones that don’t really make the point I’m driving at here
just thought that was interesting
Elven beauty: I LOVE your robe. How long have you been a mage?
Me: I'm a cleric
Elven beauty: Oh... that's.. that's a very important class, too. Well... it was nice speaking to you
Me: I can heal anything... anything... save a wounded heart
metroid ravenous trailer did make me start playing zero mission and now I think I will buy all of the sideways metroids on #Switch2
more sideways metroid games please @Nintendo
NOW COOP I NEED YOU TO LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU CAN PRESS THE R3 BUTTON TO ACTIVATE YOUR “AGENT VISION”. IT’LL HELP YOU SEARCH THE AREA FOR CLUES. OH, AND BE SURE TO BRING ME ANY PIECES OF PIE YOU COME ACROSS. COLLECT ENOUGH, AND THE BOYS AT QUANTICO MIGHT HAVE AN UPGRADE FOR YOU.
went for a walk without my headphones today because i wanted to be more in tune with my inner monologue and genuinely the only thought i had the entire time was “ah cars. the horses of the highway” over and over again until i got home
My dad was into jungian psychoanalysis, so when I watched Looney Tunes as a child I kept waiting for Bugs Bunny, embodying the trickster archetype, to shapeshift into an insect as half of his name suggests. He never did, perhaps in that way I was tricked. My mom was an alcoholic,
Tsh. How’d you know I’m a gamer?
(Her fingers gently caress my carpal tunnel scars as I turn away, ashamed)
She grabs my head in her hands and locks eyes with me like she’s pressed R3 in a fromsoft title: Player two unlocked