Christopher Baugh

writer︱creative︱journalist︱eater
@majorityagency︱@pinchefood
chicago ➬ cdmx ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❊ ❋ ✣ ✤

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Como dijo el @pike2001 : Un trans al año | no te hace daño

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I’m outside at the market eating very rare oysters

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Mexico City is wild because your day can go: coffee, chilaquiles, museum, earthquake, existential crisis, mezcal, afterparty, tacos.

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First Pope with a ‘FREE LARRY’ tattoo

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First decree as Pope: Sunday Mass now ends with a step team and a juke remix of Ave Maria

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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was ‘on God.’ And the Pope saw that it was bussin’

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He turned wine into cognac, loaves into Italian beefs, and now blesses rosaries with a ‘What up, Joe.’

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Ye, though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil—for my Pope got J’s on and knows all the lyrics to ‘Homecoming.’

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POPE MALORT I

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PRAISE GLEEZUS

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I love @MLBTV and I really LOVED baseball zen until this season with the weird fake sound effects. That ain’t it, y’all.

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Clamatos for the table

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Mexico City Art Week: Where privileged gringos flock like overpriced pigeons, mistaking cultural appropriation for appreciation, and turning every cantina into a networking event sponsored by performative wokeness. Thank Tlaloc it's over.

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Imagine getting tucked into bed by a @ChipotleTweets employee

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The playful mind is not overwhelmed by complexity

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My homie said he spilled a homo delo on the canvas

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You’re not perfect, but you’re not your mistakes

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Everything I’m not made me everything I am

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I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. RIP David Lynch.

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Just because the window’s closed, doesn’t mean you can’t look through the window.

It’s Christmas season, we all love to window shop.