Chad B Cripe

I'm fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

How does someone accidentally draw a swastika and share it on social? So, "Fabulous person" = "white supremacist," which, I guess, tracks with NASCAR's base.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

You won't be missed

[Diana @iceprincess56]

@bobpockrass So #NASCAR has come to this. Adios. Sad day

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@PonacoPuck These are unreal. Thanks for posting! You've made a LOT of @CriticalRole fans happy and jealous at the same time!

[X² @NateDC]

@gflais Satire is at its best when it's missed entirely.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@DeadOnEntertain @amandddaisme Funny. I haven't had that experience.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@adufr @tmorello Speaking of ass...

[Sanofi US @SanofiUS]

People of all races, religions and nationalities work at Sanofi every day to improve the lives of people around the world. While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@BrianKempGA Funny thing about respect: One way to show respect for women is to not pretend to own them.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

I basically just want to see the before and after pics for everyone who sees Infinity War.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

basically, nothing has changed in the 96 years since this was published.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@Maffa248 @DanielleMuscato Willing to bet this has held more books this calendar year than 45 has.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@BenParisot @DanielleMuscato I think it's just taking a nap

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@DanielleMuscato this fountain

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

Did I mention #AcademyAward winning #TheSilentChild will be screened Thursday night? Get yo tickets! https://t.co/xzDbXtJXcc

[Dollywood Babylon @c0mmunicants]

I saw a bumper sticker that said “Make tea, not war”, and what a wild ride they are in for when they learn literally any fact about tea.

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

Proud of the turnout for #MarchForOurLives in Goshen today!

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

I'm not naming names, but this is for one of my travelling companions on last weekend's trip to Louisville. https://t.co/SuKHeN4CtU

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@IzJustMyOpinion @realCarlNett @FBI @SecretService It's not called the #AmericanTaliban for nothin'!

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

unabomber kills 3 people over the course of 17 years: largest manhunt in FBI history

austin bomber kills 2 people in a month but the people are black: third page story, FBI asks bomber to please give them a call https://t.co/RVobuih0On

[Chad B Cripe @cbcripe]

@realCarlNett @angelaminterky Can we get some clarification on whether the Sisters for Life support threatening to shoot one's political opponent? Or does this group stop caring about "innocent life" at birth?