Charlie Don’t Surf

"What is my problem with man, you ask? No, I ask you, what was man's problem with me?"

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There might not be any cricket for a while but I could listen to the noise that stump makes all summer long

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@WalkerMarcus @LukeDyks Hasn’t he got a reputation for being a bit thick?

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@DrGABaines It clearly hasn’t crossed his desk yet

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@iainmartin1 His promises aren’t going to survive contact with reality.

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@campbellclaret No one’s benefited from Brexit more than you - it completely rehabilitated your career. Don’t know why you moan about it so much.

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@timespolitics Bear: I will shit in woods

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@LBCNews Yet he allows pro Pals to use the murder of over 1000 Israelis as an opportunity for their own political purposes

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@BurnsideWasTosh One of those salutes is looking decidedly dodgy

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@GarethHanby @ajcdeane @alexwickham He gets to stay as mayor if he loses. Zero downside. Andy only does what’s good for Andy

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@ajcdeane @alexwickham Brave Sir Andy displaying the same amount of backbone as when he ran away from Westminster rather than confront Corbyn

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@AgentP22 @JonPegasus Crochet doll loo roll covers

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@AndyBurnhamGM Brave Sir Andy too scared that the electorate will see through his charlatan tendencies?

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@DominicPenna Unexplained budget black holes incoming

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@JohnRentoul Given the number of U-turns he’s performed recently Andy Burnham seems like a man who is easily confused

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@paulvidich Sorry to be pedantic but just enjoying The Poet’s Game and came across the reference to Skripal - he wasn’t pricked in London but was exposed to the nerve agent which was on his front door handle in Salisbury.

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@ShippersUnbound The response of Labour’s Chief Crayon Eater as predictable as always I see.

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@jk_rowling I don’t know if Owen has ever been in a men’s lavatory but the etiquette is to ignore everyone in there regardless of whether they’re wearing a frock or not.

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@thesundaysport Only Southern England surely?

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@SimonMagus Andy Burnham proves that’s it impossible for a middle aged man to wear a blazer over a T-shirt without looking like a complete throbber.

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@ajcdeane He’s worse than that - he refused to take a stand against Corbyn citing some mealy-mouthed clap trap about “the good of the party” but now there’s an opportunity to fuel his ambition he’s willing to try and topple a serving PM.

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@andrew_lilico Rent control - the default option of the moronic