Christopher

SJP '16, CU '20

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Clemson Class of 2020 🐅#ALLIN

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

The 20% opacity strike zone sucks #AllStarGame

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

I’d love to know what @RealChalamet ‘s next hour looks like. Since he’s rich and famous does leaving the stadium still suck?

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Must be Good Friday

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BACK-TO-BACK NL EAST CHAMPIONS!

#RingTheBell

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Nothing like the corn beef special. Came with soup today

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

8/18 at 8:18 we hit 88,888 miles.

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

I have fallen into a daily hot sauce exchange with Manuel. Today I have met my match.

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

This is what they meant by Great Again

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wrap 07.10.2025

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Details of the Steelers-Cowboys trade expected to be completed today, per sources.

🏈Steelers receive 2026 3rd-round pick and a 2027 5th-round pick.

🏈Cowboys receive WR George Pickens and a 2027 6th-round pick.

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Football hits wearing bike helmets. @CascadeLacrosse

[AP @pooleskis]

Still can’t get over this hit man HOLY MOLY 💥

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Carlo Acutis could be a better @Nike ad than Tiger at 16 of Augusta.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Another Eagles’ payday: Five-time All-Pro OT Lane Johnson has reworked his contract to add $8 million dollars over the next two years, and an additional $30 million in guarantees, per his agent Ken Sarnoff from 1 of 1 Agency. The soon-to-be 35-year-old Johnson now will earn $48 million over the next two years, including $40 million guaranteed.

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

PPAs @elonmusk

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

@elonmusk PPAs

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Eagles are re-signing All-Pro LB Zack Baun to a three-year, $51 million contract, including $34 million guaranteed at signing and additional $1.5 million in incentives and escalators, per sources. The contract instantly makes Baun one of the highest-paid LBs in the NFL.

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

The last time Philadelphia had under 20 murders in January the Eagles won the Super Bowl. @CrossingBroad
(Also best we don’t go 9-8 and loose to the Bucs again)

[Christopher @cbeck24_97]

Stealing a page out of the @_willcompton playbook

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Woman pleads guilty in the UK's first-ever "Cyber-Farting" case, spanked with penalties after sending videos of herself farting to her boyfriend's ex.

Only in the UK.

25-year-old Rhiannon Evans caused "distress or anxiety" to her boyfriend's ex.

"She proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her bottom and passing the gas," said prosecutor Diane Williams. "Miss Evans passing wind, her face smiling at the camera."

The "victim," Deborah Prytherch, said the booty belches made her feel unsafe in her own home.

"It was purely malicious. She was smirking throughout, she found it hilarious but the victim didn’t."

Evans must attend 15 rehabilitation sessions, 60 days of alcohol abstinence monitoring, and a two-year restraining order following the cheek squeaking stunt.

She is no longer allowed to "harass" the "victim."

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

Savannah native Nolan Smith:

“I’m supposed to be on the port. I’m supposed to be on the graveyard shift right now, working and anchoring down boats and latches... I just want to make my mama proud and make the 10 guys next to me proud.”

🎥 @JeffRoberts__

[Seth Joyner @sethjoyner]

When you're in the playoffs, the only thing that matters is walking out with a win, and the Philadelphia Eagles did just that...