Cdog

“The new bath mats are in”

[Cdog @cbeer315]

Set the tone.

[Cdog @cbeer315]

Okay bud. Let’s talk about the gloves for a second

[Cdog @cbeer315]

This fucking rocks

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Porter. He's had a long day. Needs a pup cup on the rocks. And make it a double. 13/10

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

We flipped the food pyramid before we got GTA 6.

[Cdog @cbeer315]

Okay this rocks

[Cdog @cbeer315]

@elonmusk - Why doesn’t Star link sell an extension for the wall mount. I need to position it north and my roof is in the way. Seems like a crazy thing to not sell…

Damn engineers

[Cdog @cbeer315]

Hear me out.

It might be that EVERYTHING is taxed…

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z needs to stop spending $28 on lunch when they only make $70,000—that is why they stay poor.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This is what AI was made for 🤣

[Cdog @cbeer315]

@LeadingReport New reports suggest that France has surrendered

[Cdog @cbeer315]

Where are the alien bases?

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

BREAKING🚨: NASA Mapped the Entire Ocean floor using Gravity from Space.😮

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Make peace with your god!

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Speaking of wacky Scientologists, did you know that you could rent your very own “Tom Cruise” to come and jump on your couch for 100 bucks?

[Speranza Intel @SperanzaIntel]

Well, well, well… 🥜

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

A Bald Eagle has landed in Italy. Olympic Hockey is back. Get Ready to Learn Freedom Latvia 🇺🇸🦅