Christian Beltran

Very good at saying “so where are we on this?” in many different ways

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

At what point in your career is it that you start talking about yourself in the 3rd person on LinkedIn

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

@leahhjana @ me next time

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

May the person who came up with Space Karen always have a cold pillow to sleep on

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

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But forreal I’ve been on Twitter for over 10 years (my god lol), and if this is how it all ends because of this bitch well then damn we’re going to have to bring back Tom from MySpace to save the day

[Bish 🗽 @thebishundercov]

Goodbye twitter, been a good run. #RIPTwitter

[Nick the kid @gortytweets]

Never flying @FijiAirways again. Two weeks out from Lauren’s bag getting lost and every employee gives you a different answer about what airport it got lost at/who to talk to next. Least professional airline I’ve ever flown and I fly a lot. Get ya story straight ya lames.

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

The phrase “let’s take this offline” is unnecessarily aggressive thx for coming to my ted talk

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

Me today writing my self evaluation for annual performance reviews

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

@dor_ganets I stopped clicking on links like this anymore bc that was always the situation at play lol

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

Living in LA is finding a spot you want to check out for lunch on your break, but spending half of it looking for parking

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

Me getting rejected from a job I applied to 3+ months ago when I already started my new one

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

@leahhjana Do it

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

CDC says you need to put the salary in the job description

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

@leahhjana God dammit

[Christian Beltran @cbeltran1994]

This feels appropriate for the first tweet on my new account 🙃