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Sciolist

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@TuckerCarlson , do you think those M and M lesbian chocolate candies have toes in those boots? Or just nubs.

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@andrewbird is the Wes Anderson of music. Or. Vice versa.

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@USICLLC not a great look.

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@maddow who gave you and Brian Williams both the night off today? #badscheduling #ineedoneofyou

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@PattyArquette @KidRock Also- we're talking about penises? Or just dicks... 🤗

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@PattyArquette @KidRock It takes a strong man to admit the only way he understands to get ahead in this world is to suck doorknobs. Omg tho- which knobs did he suck? Ew.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Mr. President,

As Members of Congress, the only country we swear an oath to is the United States.

Which is why we are fighting to protect it from the worst, most corrupt and inept president we have ever seen.

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Yo @realDonaldTrump, I am fighting corruption in OUR country. I do it every day when I hold your admin accountable as a U.S. Congresswoman. Detroit taught me how to fight for the communities you continue to degrade & attack. Keep talking, you’ll be out of the WH soon. #TickTock

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@RealShaneJ Y'all have the same concentration face. ❤❤❤

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@DontBooo_Vote I love it even more! She's badass and calculated. Keep going Kamala!

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https://t.co/3zDhUG4sar

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Gah! The goddam Motel 6!

[green chyna @CORNYASSBITCH]

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD

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@CORNYASSBITCH This is the best thing.

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@RealShaneJ @BernieSanders If we punish one, we punish all. Oh damn, Senator Douchebag, that means you. Sorry you got your girlfriend pregnant. Jail is gonna SUCK!

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@RealShaneJ @BernieSanders We should counter fuckery with fuckery. Literally no woman ever gets pregnant for the purpose of aborting a baby. No man has hot hot sex with a woman with the intent to impregnate her. No ob gyn looks forward to eliminating unwanted pregnancies.

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@USCongress Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. The pendulum is about to swing. Gird thy loins.

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@BravoTV Southern Charm NOLA is why New Orleans is my favorite city. Even the douchebags in New Orleans are down to earth.

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@RealShaneJ