Calle Biles

The original quality

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[noah @capsboybebop]

wow. i just had to explain to my 7 very hungry children that they must go without food tomorrow because the corrupt @NHL took away a mcnugget minute goal. horrible

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

quit wrapping presents and go get a marg

[Katja Herbers @katjaherbers]

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Senators ought to not be actively decomposing

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Good morning ... today will be the hottest day in 87,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

Global boiling is real.

[Calle Biles @cbiles86]

@Nationals can u plz play mr. Brightside during this rain delay

[Calle Biles @cbiles86]

@Nationals can u plz play mr. Brightside during this rain delay

[Astroblast65.bsky.social @Astroblast65]

remember to recycle!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EMI MARTINEZ. ELITE MIND GAMES.

[🧊 @Chinnwee]

I’m hearing 70+ year old are waiting in a queue for 14+ hours to see the queen??? I am never giving up my seat on the bus ever again

[noah @capsboybebop]

if you want to see some of the worst hockey of your entire life i suggest watching the capitals on the power play

[JT @Jaberuski]

Tom Brady has never beaten the Washington Commanders and never will.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Free Agents who sign with the Commanders are elgible for USAA @RobGronkowski

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Adele Postpones Vegas Residency Rather Than Give Up Seat At Hot Slot Machine https://t.co/QYtoDPe00K

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

they would only get 4 free tests