Courtney

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[Courtney @cbj_xo]

I can’t wait to watch you become a dad 🥺💖

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

@JoeSantagato

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

My advice to new parents would be don’t try to understand kids. For example every night at bedtime my daughter says necklace in a tree and I say I know but I don’t know what the fuck she’s talking about.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Daylight savings with young kids is a kick in the dick

[Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 @OilersNation]

There's only one man we could've chosen for 2⃣9⃣ - Woz

[T🥁mmy L33 @MrTommyLand]

I always say when in doubt whip those wieners out!!! and by the way @peta no wieners were injured or harmed during this, both wieners were actually quite cozy snuggling

[I Heart Edmonton @iheartedmonton]

My brother had a seizure last month, & when my mom rushed to the hospital to see him, she parked without even thinking about paying to park. Today, my mom - who is on a fixed income - received a $120 parking ticket in the mail. Hospital parking should always be FREE! #MakeItFree

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

@bunsenbernerbmd Pits of a cherry are poisonous for dogs 😅😢😢😢

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

There is nothing more exciting as an adult than your credit score going up, am I right? 👏🏽

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

of course he would love me if i were a worm. I would finally shut the fuck up

[Peachy @verygoodpeachy]

After so many of my friends passing away, I always have to end conversations with my people with a solid “I love you” bc you really never know if it’ll be the last convo you have 😩🫶🏽

[Jacquelin ♡ @Jackyy2099]

Seeing my credit score go up is the new adult excitement for me

[Billy Pendergrass @The_Evilest]

@noriaaahj When are we going to stop blaming inanimate objects, that can't function without human input, for the actions of the people who use them.

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

I keep seeing these chiropractor videos on Snapchat where people are half naked (in their bras or shirts off) & it just creeps me out.. if a male chiropractor ever asked me to get half naked to be adjusted, I’d walk the fuck out 🙅🏼‍♀️

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

💔

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

*Avery is three months old* *Me already looking at tickets to Disneyland* 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Nahreman Issa @NahremanIssaCTV]

The Oilers have to play the Flames, the refs and the league 🤪

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

I know I know, I have the PERFECT baby 🥰💖

[Courtney @cbj_xo]

My biggest toxic trait? Continuing to be a night owl because it’s the only alone time I have… then regretting it when I’m getting up 2 hrs later with a newborn 😂😴 #TeamNoSleep