Chris Bland

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out that jailing or deporting repeat violent offenders greatly reduces the murder rate

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

A Florida homeowner ran a man over with a golf cart for vandalizing his property.
Guess what?
💥 No charges filed.
Florida said:
“Protect what’s yours. By any means necessary.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, the stress of being President really changes them

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

they jumped him like the avengers

[Chris Bland @cbland70]

@60_DantheMan A

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Any man who hates driving is a bitch.

Afraid of the “stress” of traffic or “risk” of crashing.

Gay.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Augmented reality is amazing

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

We really don’t see enough people beating the shit out of thieves.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There is no light without dark.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lucky Gambling Squirrel. If you don’t retweet you’ll have bad Gambling luck all season

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I was walking around in India and someone asked for a picture. So I asked my translator to ask him what his favorite MrBeast video is and he said that he doesn’t know what a MrBeast is and just wanted a photo with a tall white guy lol

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Another $820 million going to Ukraine... while Americans continue to suffer... why should I continue to pay my taxes?

[Chris Bland @cbland70]

@J0hnny_Utahh Bro every time you drink, you bitch about how much you fucking hate it… just stop drinking or shut the fuck up already!

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy ☺️