cole knox

Welcome to the good life

[cole knox @cknox03]

Tweet of the year

[Greg Payne @greg_payne24]

I recently read about man who collects pictures of hitters who had hit walk-off home runs. He said that the reason he did this is because this is how he views us entering heaven.

Look at the faces of his teammates waiting to welcome him home. Look at their excitement. They can’t wait to celebrate with him.

Look at the fans. Arms raised, big smiles, maybe even hugs for a perfect stranger.

Perhaps this is your first holiday season without someone important who is now waiting for you in heaven. Maybe it’s just another one with that big hole in your heart and an empty seat at the table. Either way, I hope you can find encouragement in this picture, what it represented to the man who collected it, and find joy this year. #heaven #hope #joy #grief

[cole knox @cknox03]

@tyxanders @DartmouthMLax Where is Whitcher going?

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

Your risk of having a drunk ginger fall on you at a Morgan Wallen concert is low, but never zero. 😭

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Lolol. Now that’s funny!

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

It’s a first for us! Welcome to the #BuschFlavorShowdown!

YOU get to help pick a new flavor! Drop a 🍑🍋 or 🍊in the comments to let us know which one you’d like to crack open!

[Austin Konenski @AustinKonenski]

The 2026 Coca-Cola 600 will be the first NASCAR Cup Series race without an “Earnhardt” or “Busch” in the field since 1979.

It is the first Coca-Cola 600 without either since 1977. Richard Petty won that race.

The 47 and 49-year streaks will be broken tonight.

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

I do find it fascinating that there is an entire generation of people that are physically incapable of self-adjusting when prices are high. Like bro, if a Chipotle burrito is $17 just stop buying the fucking burrito every day.

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[cole knox @cknox03]

@danarestia Zawada?

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

Welcome to the club, buddy… #EllaLangley #countrymusic

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[cole knox @cknox03]

WTF this was tweeted 4 years ago?!!

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️ @CatholicCharm]

This is killing me 😂 this cute little girl wanted to join in on karaoke and these frat dudes were hyping her up.

“Now I know my ABCs” “WUT” 💀💀

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

it’s funny to not know whether this is about a deadly virus or an NFL coach having an affair

[Rubbin is Racing @rubbinisracing]

Joey Logano’s day is over after contact in pit road

[Lockdown Rivers @Gamergod29]

John Harbaugh got fired and Baltimore became a peaceful city

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Mike Vrabel receiving a standing ovation from Patriots fans after destroying his family and marriage of 27 years https://t.co/TVyWSXL7ln

[cole knox @cknox03]

"I will not be wearing #8" 😂

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Here’s the video of #Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti personally making the pick and selecting Clemson RB Adam Randall.

Bisciotti did the scouting and background work himself and ultimately landed on Randall as his guy.

Really cool stuff.

(🎥 @Ravens)

[JacksonMuse @Jackson_Muse]

Marlon Humphrey and Ja’Kobi Lane at training camp