Look. What. I. Just. Found.
LADIES - on a scale from 1-10, how obsessed were you with your Italian charm bracelet?
GENTLEMEN - if she didn’t have one of these, she’s too young for you, bro.
I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000. “